Recruitment

someone posted this stuff on my friendster's buletin board, i find it quite funny tho? hahaha... so, thought of psosting it here...

One day while walking down the street
highly successful Human Resources
Manager was tragically hit by a bus and
she died. Her soul arrived up in
heaven where she was met at the Pearly
Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter.
"Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see,
strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it
this far and we're not really sure
what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the
woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher
orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in
Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an
eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind,
I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the
executive in an elevator and it went
down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself
stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course. In the
distance was a country club and
standing in front of her were all her
friends - fellow executives that
she had worked with and they were well
dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed
her on both cheeks and they
talked about old times. They played an
excellent round of golf and at
night went to the country club where she
enjoyed an excellent steak and
lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a
really nice guy (kind of cute) and
she had a great time telling jokes and
dancing. She was having such a
good time that before she knew it, it
was time to leave. Everybody shook
her hand and waved goodbye as she got on
the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened
back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in
heaven," he said. So she spent the next
24 hours lounging around on clouds and
playing the harp and singing. She
had great time and before she knew it
her 24 hours were up and St. Peter
came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and
you've spent a day in heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then
replied, "Well, I never thought
I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been
really great and all, but I think
I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the
elevator and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened
she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage
and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up
the garbage and putting it in
sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm
around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the
woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country
club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all
there is a wasteland of garbage and
all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...

" Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're an Employee"